Behold: “The World’s Longest Handbag!”

If you thought your Birkin was too big to tote around, think again. Yesterday was indeed International Zipper Day–and to celebrate, the world’s longest handbag was assembled of “zpstrips,” benefitting Manhattan’s New Design High School. Though the excitement of such a record-breaking piece may be enough in itself, there’s more. According to a release: “Lending their support (and autographs) to the cause are America’s top-selling fashion icons: acclaimed actors Ted Danson, Jeff Goldblum, Anne Dudek; Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag of MTV’s The Hills; the cast of Broadway’s new hit play Reasons to be Pretty; designers Wells Butler (primp) and Mary Fanaro (OmniPeace) and countless other cultural figures of all stripes.” Think there’s a waiting list at Barneys yet?