Lindsay Lohan is hawking spray tanner

Because why not? Why not put your name on more stuff? I would if I my name was Lindsay Lohan. Her own leggings line isn’t enough—Lindsay wants to sell us spray tanner now. The product, named after Lindsay’s favorite numbers (huh?), is called Sevin Nyne and it will be available only at Sephora starting in April.
“It was important to me to have a natural product that didn’t have a lot of dyes and chemicals. Our product has goji berry extract which has antioxidant properties, it has a natural golden color, it doesn’t streak and smells delicious — not like a typical tanning product.” [Source]
I’m totally down with Lohan’s desire to create a safe, natural alternative to sun worshipping, but I really wish she’d taken the same care when selecting her publicity photos. The above makes her look like some kind of weird, elfin, CG porno character. Then again, I suppose a picture of what Lindsay actually looks like these days would not have jived with the Sevin Nyne mission.