Miranda Kerr Sure Likes Them Tight Jeans

Hold on to your hats people; it looks like the cutest celebrity babe on the planet (and my 2008 crush at that), Miranda Kerr, is engaged to her boyfriend, Lord of the Rings star Orlando Bloom. Here’s the incredibly depressing news:

Here’s Aussie supermodel Miranda Kerr looking devilishly cute at some fashion thingy and… WTF is going on here!? Who the hell is this pancake? I think this may be the one and only time that I’d actually prefer to see her doorknob of a boyfriend, Orlando Bloom, smothered on her. This is just icky. Next!