Paris Hilton is ready for lift-off

This is another instance where pictures are far better than anything I could possibly write. I’m not entirely sure what Paris Hilton is up to here (aside from the obvious Lady Gaga impersonation) but I will say I really wish someone would get that girl into a Pilates class or make her lift some weights. She’s thin, there’s no denying that, but Paris has like zero muscle tone. And without a little bit of upper body strength, how the hell does she expect to defend herself against those pesky Martian overlords?