What Were Madonna and Naomi Doing at the Waverly?

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Gwyneth Paltrow is toasting the DVD debut of Valentino: The Last Emperor at VBH tonight. Last night, the maestro himself dined at Monkey Bar along with Giancarlo Giammetti and Carlos Souza. Also in the room? Ron Perelman, Poppy Delevigne, Graydon Carter, and Robbie Myers. Clearly, we need to go back…

Madonna is freaking out over her adoption fiasco. As if the star’s insanely restrictive diet wasn’t already bad enough, Madge has apparently stopped eating all together. She has also ceased exercising, which is how we know things are really bad.

Chic Report has received media alerts in the past about what little Sasha and Malia Obama were wearing, so maybe we should have been a bit more prepared, mais…